Last weekend I must have consumed a whole lot of food, because the right side of my mouth decided to come apart, which now, Tuesday evening, looks like a bad paper cut in a very unfortunate place. So my beautiful lady friend and I were lying on the chaise of our couch, watching “How I met your mother”. I must have been bothering the abrasion on the side of my mouth, cuz’ suddenly I felt whiplash action on my thigh, followed by “You’re not picking it, are you!”. By half confusion and reflex I returned the favor, which must have hurt her more than it did me, because she immediately got up and half laughing, half crying, she engaged in a bizarre dance which looked like she was kick-starting the floor. I laughed so hard I almost launched two consumed Coke Zero’s through my nose; didn’t know you could do that! Imagine being at a party with a lot of folks and some dude suddenly shouts; “alright fellas’ I’m out of here”, while he in a smooth motion, kick-starts the floor and takes off, leaving everyone still standing’s feet, covered in soil!
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